Sunday, July 27, 2008

Shark Week!!!

"Live every week like it's Shark Week." -30 Rock

It is currently Shark Week, so I will not be able to focus on much else, i.e. my already-ignored blog.

Then we go on vacation next week (separately, but to the same city), so hopefully Lex can give us an update sometime this week.

We do love you all though.


Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Summer Summer Summertiiiime

Hey readers, I totally feel bad that we keep leaving you hanging for weeks at a time with no new posts. We are truly horrible blaaaggers.

I have been working two jobs this summer so that I can blow my money on booze and tanning and Lex has been working hard at her job, which probably shouldn't be mentioned by name on here... oh who are we kidding - we all know she's the original whore from Whore Island!

So let's get interactive here, what has been the best thing you've done this summer? Leave it in the comments!


P.S. I watched the entire seasons of "Gossip Girl" in like two days earlier this summer, and I realized that we both do the "xoxo" thing, but I sweartogod I didn't steal it...I promise!

Sunday, July 6, 2008

"What's left of your career now?"

I grew up loving, no, ADORING, Grease. Back in the day, I actually wore out one VHS copy from watching it so much. I overlooked its flaws (i.e. they literally throw around saran wrap for no reason during Greased Lightning) and embraced its triumphs, like the fabulous silver wigs during Beauty School Dropout. Because of Grease, I will always love musicals, no matter how tacky, melodramatic or unbelievable they may sometimes be.

With that being said, I HATED John Travolta in Hairspray. Every time I say that, people reply "But he was so good!" No, he really wasn't. I'm not by any means a Hairspray or John Waters mega-fan, but I stand firm in my belief that Scientology's #2 disciple (Tommy Girl being #1, of course) basically made a mockery of Divine's original character. He was supposed to play Tracy's mom, not some sort of over-the-top shebeast with a ridiculous and unbelievable voice. There's a difference between campy and cringe-worthy. It's like he thinks we're all just going to forget about Battlefield Earth because he put on a dress or two and pranced around.

Despite all of this, I'm on my way to owning all three of the newly-released Grease-inspired Barbies, as pictured. Only two more to go.

In conclusion, I would like to add that I LOVE: Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise, Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes, John Travolta, Jason Lee, and Xenu. Please don't come after me.
Grease is still the word,

Friday, July 4, 2008

God bless America - My home, sweet home.

Crack open an ice-cold beer and enjoy a grilled hot dog or two. And even if you're not from the US and A - use this as an excuse to drink anyway! Enjoy the day, everyone!