Sunday, December 30, 2007

Want to get away?

My brother and I have developed a truly sad habit of watching amateur YouTube videos of theme park rides and attractions. While searching for videos of one of our fave dearly departed Cedar Point rides, White Water Landing (RIP), we came across this gem. It is so awesome that it speaks for itself. Actually, the director's choice of music and the POEM HE WROTE ABOUT THE RIDE speaks for him.



I'm also throwing in a bonus video of the Jurassic Park ride just for Lauren.


Happy New Year,
Lex

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Hit Me BABY One More Time!

I have a sibling. Sometimes we are rivals. When this happens, it is called "sibling rivalry." This doesn't just affect us regular kin, it affects famous kin, too.
There was once a time when Jessica Simpson seemed on top of the world, like nothing could go wrong in her life. Her little sister Ashlee was sort of an uglier, less talented, lip synching, retarded jigging version of Jessica. So, Ashlee did what any normal sibling would do and got completely hottified through the miracle of plastic surgery. Now, Ashlee has a long term boyfriend and a lucrative contract with Victoria's Secret and Jessica has some straight-to-DVD movies and quite a number of failed relationships. Good for Ashlee.
It follows logically that Britney Spears's sister would want to get in on the action. Let's list some of Britney's recent achievements:
1. Divorced
2. Lost custody of children
3. Shaved head
4. Abysmal performance on VMAs
5. Attacked paparazzi with umbrella (ella, ella, eh)
6. Hangs out with a guy named Osama
7. Needed extreme photoshopping in music videos
8. Rountinely missed court dates
9. Rehab
10. Drank her weight in Starbucks fraps
...and those are just off the top of my head.

Today, I read something about Britney that actually shocked me for once: that her 16 year old sister is pregnant! WTF?! My friends and I just watched whatever show she is on the other day, commenting how she looks exactly like Britney, BUT BETTER BEHAVED. Needless to say, we spoke too soon.

Her boyfriend is 19 years old, which troubles me a bit. I looked it up, and according to this site, if they were banging in Louisiana (her home state), then it's all good, but if they were doing the horizontal tango in Cali (my guess is this is where she works), then her bf was raping her the whole time. You say potato, I say bastard child of rape.

We here at Sooperserial would like to wish this new baby the best of luck. Sean P. and JJ will show you the ropes and teach you how to stay safe in a Spears infested world.

xoxo,
Lauren

P.S. I'm going to have to go ahead and commend JLS for this... well played, my dear, well played. It's not easy to steal the attention from Brit Brit, but she managed. And for that, she has my respect.

Tailor Made for the HBIC

Last night was the I Love New York 2 finale, and Tailor Made got the girl. I'm positive it was that slap from Sister Patterson that gave him the confidence he needed to win NY's heart. I can't stop looking at that picture and LOLing. I have problems.

Anyway, NY just did an interview with Vh1.com where she says that she and Tailor Made have been secretly LIVING TOGETHER since the show ended. Ballsy! Congrats to the happy couple - I can't wait for the shit to hit the fan at the reunion show.

(Sister Slapperson image courtesy of Vh1.com)

xoxo,
Lex

PS - For those of you (aka Lauren) who were interested in Tailor Made's age, he's 32 with an 11 year old daughter - yowza!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Buddha or Tailor Made?

Click here if you want to know who wins I Love New York 2 a day early. Of course I clicked it, but I don't want to ruin the surprise for those of you who actually like surprises. There are a few clips from the show, including some uncensored stuff which borders on disturbing. I have heard that New York is still in a relationship with the winner, so I don't think we will be seeing a season 3 anytime soon.


Kind of makes me sad - I genuinely have love for New York. She is the true HBIC. I can't think of anyone who else would seriously say she doesn't trust parrots because they "can't speak the English diction" or refer to a huuuge python as "plus-sized." Maybe they will get their own spin-off show, which would be awesome. The Flavor of Love series and its many spawns always receives huge ratings (consistently averaging about 4 million viewers a week and always in the top 10 weekly cable shows) for Vh1, so it is possible.
xoxo,
Lex

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

If Kelly Kapoor were an LOLcat.....



Sadly, this is as close as we're getting to new material from "The Office" these days. It still made me laugh though.

You can see this and 19 other funny Dunder Mifflin related LOLcats at OfficeTally.

xoxo,
Lex

Sunday, December 9, 2007

I still want my hula-hoop.

I, much like Lauren, now probably know what Amy Winehouse feels like every day of her life. Thursday night I came down with the flu out of NOWHERE and have been out of commission for the past few days. It was bound to happen because two weeks ago at Costco when they were advertising $20 flu shots I said "I haven't had the flu since I was like, FIVE!" So that's karma for you.

Moving on to something much more important than my health or lack thereof: Alvin and the Chipmunks. These little fuzzy rodents have been a beloved staple in my life ever since I can remember. I have so many fond memories of them: the Saturday morning TV show, collecting the toys, going to see The Chipmunk Adventure, and so on. This Friday, they are about to be (presumably) desecrated by people eager to make a quick buck off their innocent charm with the new feature film, cleverly titled Alvin and the Chipmunks. Please view exhibit A below:
UGHHHH. One of the greatest things about the Chipmunks is that they are TIMELESS. THEY NEVER CHANGE. So, what in God's name are they trying to do with this new movie? Make them "thugs?" I mean, honestly, it's just embarrassing. The Chipmunks don't have to try so hard to be "cool" - they already are cool. Well, they were until now.

Their famous "Christmas Song" won THREE Grammy Awards. Let's see the new Thugmunks try to top that.




xoxo,
Lex

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Fergie Ferg Post


Stacy Ann Ferguson is one of my favorite people in this world; I have loved her since her early days in the Black Eyed Peas. I heard her sing live on Letterman or Leno one time and my love was slightly disturbed because she must have A LOT of help in the studio to make her sound the way she does on the radio and such. Since I've apparently only been interested in writing about female singers lately, I figured I would show Fergie some love. To start this love fest, I looked to my soulmate, Wikipedia and learned the following, perhaps lesser known, facts:

1. Fergie is an Aries (3/27/1975...which makes her exactly 9 years older than Lex).
2. She is Mexican and Native American.
3. She was raised Catholic.
4. Fergie was a girl scout.
5. She used to <3 crystal meth.
6. She peed herself on stage one time and was totally cool with it (see pic).

The following video is a good example of the essence of Fergie. When she starts out singing, she sounds like crap, then she somehow manages to pull it together, and then ends the performance by distracting you from her singing. It's a decent performance of a great song. Check it out here:

I Would Love Rehab!


Today I feel like how I imagine Miss Amy Winehouse feels every day of her life. I've been studying/taking midterms for about 48 hours straight and only about 5 hours of sleep. I've never been on what they call a "bender" before, but if I had to guess, it kind of feels like this.

Apparently having a two year bender can't stop a hott bitch from being nominated for some Gram Grams. Amy did really well, garnering 6 noms for her vocal stylings - I am a fan of her' and FYI "Rehab" was my Myspace song wayyyy before the rest of you skanks even knew who she was. So congrats to you, Amy Winehouse!

I'm really torn about the Gramz this year because both of Jay-Z's ladies are nominated for Record of the year! It's Irreplaceable vs. Umbrella (vs. Rebab vs. What Goes Around vs. The Pretender). Out of B & R's jams, I honestly could not even tell you which one I like more. Tear. I wish everyone could win and we could bake cakes of sunshine and rainbows and...I don't even go to this school [mean girls].

Seriously, actually SUPER SERIOUSLY, the staff (lol) here at sooperserial wish all the Grammy nominees the best of luck, it's a great honor and basically the best you can do as a recording artist. You can check out the full list of Grammy nominees here.


xoxo,
Lauren

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Friendship never ends.

Sadly, this is the closest I will ever be to seeing the Spice Girls in concert. WAH-WAH. :(

Report Cards: I'm lovin' it.

Some bitches in Florida are getting all up-in-arms because there is an advertisement for McDonalds on their kids' report cards. All it says is "Reward yourself with a Happy Meal from McDonalds!," so, maybe I'm the naive one here, but I don't see what the big deal is. If I was a 2nd grader who had just received all E's (for "Excellent," obvi) on my report card, you'd better believe my mom would be driving my ass to the golden arches for some Chicken McNuggets and a Barbie toy. It's not like their children had never heard of McDonalds prior to this report card ad, so, honestly, take a chill pill, Sunshine State. MickeyDs picked up the cost of printing the report cards for all 27,000 students, to that's less tax money coming out of your pocket.

Trivia: Did you know that the Today Show's own Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald EVER? (Why do I know that?)

(Source: The Consumerist)

xoxo,
Lex

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

He's Got 99 Problems and, Well, a Bitch MAY Be One of Them

As you may know, Jay-Z is a very well respected jigga around these parts. Seriously, he can do no wrong in my book. I can rap almost all of Can I Get A (What, What), and I am a white girl. And 99 Problems...what can you say about that song other than: perfection.

Since I like my boy Jay-Z so much, it worries me to see who he calls his lady friend. I like myself some Beyonce jams as much as the next person (Irreplacable comes up nearly everytime my friends and I give directions - go "to the left, to the left"), but she looks kind of like a robot; she is always dead in the eyes, as my girl Tyra would say. I also have a big problem with the way the girl dresses. She is really pretty and has a shitload of money, yet insists on wearing dresses that are a size too small for her. Or a size to ugly for...anyone, really. So Jay, I'm going to show you the things you have and you tell me which one is better, better, better, eh?


Your Current Girlfriend:

It's hard to tell because I couldn't get a bigger picture of her, but she looks a little like Shrek in that dress. You can tell it just doesn't fit her well at all. Disappointing.



Your "Protege" Rihanna:




First of all, I love her all metallic doing naked yoga or whatever in the Umbrella video. AND, she comes with the cutest puppy, ever. That's pretty much the only reason for posting that second picture; I'm in love with that freaking dog. Jay, you could have TWO hott bitches, instead of one that thinks the right way to wear clothes is to have them sewn onto her. I blame her mother and the House of Derierreon or whatever the hell her fashion line is called.
Thoughts? Why is Jay-Z with Beyonce instead of Rihanna? I really could not tell you, so I'm hoping somebody can tell me.
xoxo,
Lauren
ps - Sooperserial would like to thank Dave for his error catching regarding this entry.

"Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"

Click here to read some spoilers on the new Batman movie, The Dark Night, set to come out in July. I have been totally crushing on Batman (and spoilers) ever since I can remember. I am a nerd. Anyway, the first Tim Burton movie holds a special place in my heart, so let's see if Heath Ledger's take on The Joker can live up to Jack Nicholson's.

EDIT: I was going to post "Batdance" music video just for awesomeness' sake, but out of fear that Prince will sue/kill my ass, here is the human version of the Comic Book Guy's rendition of "Batdance" instead.



xoxo,
Lex

Monday, December 3, 2007

Guess the Armpit!

Here's a new one for our few faithful readers. I'm going to start doing a weekly contest where you have to guess who is featured in the picture I post. These aren't going to be super-obvious, so keep an open mind and start guessing.
Guess the girl whose hairy airpit is in full view while dancing:



Leave your guesses in the Comments area, first one to guess it right wins. Good luck!

xoxo,
Lauren

GAY's Anatomy.

It's no secret that I loathe Grey's Anatomy (sorry, Lauren, and every other female who owns a television), but now I have yet another reason as to why I do. Katherine Heigl, one of the show's stars, is randomly calling her summer blockbuster Knocked Up "a little sexist."

WHAT? If anyone should be pissed about their portrayal in the film, it should be the men. They are basically shown as losers whose only goals in life are smoking pot and looking at porn.

Notice how she kept her annoying yap shut until AFTER she cashed her $300k paycheck. Like you never read the script before you shot the movie, jackass? What a greedy, fake, vain HO! This really irritates me. Time to walk away and count to ten.

(Source: Usmagazine.com)

xoxo,
Lex

Sunday, December 2, 2007

"I'm Gonna Blow EXTRA Hard, Y'all!"



It's someone's SPECIAL DAY today! That's right, we'd like to wish a very happy 26th birthday to our beloved Britney Spears. Wish for something good!

(Insert your own "and you smell like one, too" joke here.)

xoxo,
Lex



The Future of America

So I feel a little bad that I was making fun of N. Grace and her spawn because the thing is, I actually like babies. Not in a creepy way, but I just like when they say/do things that are hilarious because they don't know any better. To make it up to the spawn of Satan's spawn, I found 3 funny videos of babies, that I'm pretty sure will make you laugh. They are all under a minute, so you should probably just watch them all. Lex - I think you will like the last one the best, it has the requisite amount of sass for you.

#1 - Blood Baby



#2 - Monster baby


#3 - Sassy Penis Baby


Hope you enjoyed these!

xoxo,
Lauren

Friday, November 30, 2007

Hail Mary, Full of Nancy Grace

Stupid ass Nancy Grace has her twins at home with her now. They were both born premature and that boy one was taking all the girl one's food because she was like 2 lbs. or something like that. She blogs about her babies, I make fun of her blog:

"Am finally home with both twins and am so blessed. (Blessed right from Satan's himself, yes you are) Your prayers and kind thoughts are so powerful, thank you. I wish you could see the twins right now. Even in separate bassinets, they turn their heads the same way, make the same motions, the same sounds, the same expressions. (That is because they are babies and all babies do the same shit.) They are so bonded after being together for all those months. it makes me happy to know they will always have each other, I pray! (This is a little creepy. To always have each other, they will have to live the exact same amount of time. They both aren't going to die of cancer or AIDS at the same exact second, so Nan is basically hoping her kids die together in a freak accident. Nice sentiment, Mama Bear.) Being in the hospital for those two weeks was really something, but leaving the twins behind when I was discharged was the worst. (Yeah, that probably sucked, but I am still laughing at her discharge here.) Then, after John David came home, I could hardly stand leaving little Lucy there alone each day. I am the happiest person in the world now that we are all together again. They still quiet down when I sing to them, the same old songs. Today, I held them, alternating one then the other, for five straight hours! We spent the afternoon, them eating and sleeping, I just watched their faces. (Seriously? Creepy, right?) They look so much alike, Lucy just a miniature version of her big brother! (Each a smaller baby penis than the next... that was wrong. But seriously, she is a little baby female, they can't look exactly alike.) He is older by exactly one minute. (Exactly one minute my ass. I'm sure they were counting the exact seconds here.) I hope to introduce them to you when I come back to the airwaves if they are up to it. They are so tiny and fragile. I think you will love them too! What a Christmas this will be!! I still can't believe something so wonderful happened to me! (NEITHER CAN WE, Nancy...neither can we.) Dreams really can come true! Ngrace"

I was watching The Soup one day and someone called into Nan's show and was like, "Congrats on the babies, but it's not going to happen this time." Nan was like, wtf?!? And the lady was like, "Umm. I was just saying congratulations on being pregnant." It was the weirdest thing ever. Nancy was on Law & Order: SVU. She does not deserve an acting credit of the same calibur as ELLIOT STABLER...blasphemy, I freaking swear.

xoxo,
Lauren

source: Nancy's CNN Blog

An Office: Starring Scott Michaels.

Is that really this guy's name? Because no one else seems to have a similarly clever moniker, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say it is. I kind of like this younger, shaggier, more promiscuous take on Jim Halpert.



Is the writer's strike over yet?

xoxo,
Lex

Two Poohs, One Cup.




I don't mean to be immature, but, couldn't they find a better title for this book? This is Disney for God's sake.



xoxo,
Lex




Why wasn't my high school like this?

Just wanted to post this because it's awesome. One year in tap class we all begged the teacher to let us dance to this for our recital, but she said no because apparently "hot lunch" is also some weird sex thing...? I don't know, and I'm not about to do a Google search to find out, either.



Is it just me or is Bruno (the piano player) hot in a dorky way?

xoxo,
Lex

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Attention, hoes: Buddha does not have love for your nude photos.

Buddha from I Love New York 2 has posted a MySpace bulletin kindly requesting that you stop sending him nude photographs of yourself:


Date: Nov 28, 2007 10:41 AM
Subject: ***** WOMEN PLEASE READ ******
Body: Females, DO NOT EVERY SEND ME ANY NUDE PICTURES!! I will delete you hoe-ish ass and block you from contacting me FOREVER!!My mom didn't raise a no dog! I don't even know WHAT about my character that you've seen thus far would make a female even THINK that I'm that type of guy. DISGUSTINGLY OFFENSIVE!! and my patience for it is up. p.s. All of my LADIES please don't take offense as I'm only talking to the HOES out there, REAL TALK!.

Hear that? Do not "EVERY" send him any nude pictures! Ladies, please. Have some self-respect and send your nudes to Tailor Made instead! REAL TALK!
xoxo,
Lex

Britney and Gordon: Chaotic.

I'm a sucker for the following: accents, anger, and trainwrecks. Fortunately, the winning hypothetical combo of world-famous disappointment Britney Spears and world-famous chef Gordon Ramsay embodies all of those things.

We all know more than anyone ever should about Britney's fall from grace, so I'm not going to rehash it here. (If you don't know, you're either dead, lying, or Amish, but you can read all about it on her Wikipedia page.)

For those of you who are unfamiliar, Chef Ramsay's show Kitchen Nightmares follows a simple plot line: Gordon Ramsay tries to help failing restaurants get back on track and get out of debt. It features slightly less screaming than Hell's Kitchen but slightly more tears. Nine times out of ten, the restaurants flourish under Chef Ramsay's guidance and start turning profits again.

Clearly, Chef Ramsay knows what he is doing. He has won countless awards and has 20+ successful restaurants worldwide. So, what if he could use his magic touch to help revitalize people in the same way that he does for restaurants? This is where our beloved Britney Spears enters the picture.

Without further ado, I present FOX's Hell's Bitchin': Britney's Intervention. (Language edited for television.)

Scene: Gordon Ramsay's upcoming Hollywood restaurant, Gordon Ramsay at The London, mid-afternoon.

GR: "Where the f**k is she? She said she'd be here at 1:00 and it's already f**king half past! Who the f**k does she think she is to keep f**king Chef Gordon Ramsay waiting for thirty f**king minutes?! STUPID COW!"

BS: "Hey, y'all, sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my inhaler. You know, for the asthmas and all."

GR: "What the f**k is this s**t? YOU F**KING WANKERS TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO SHOOT A 'HAPPY CHRISTMAS' COMMERCIAL WITH RACHEL F**KING RAY!"

BS: "Y'all told me we was goin' to Starbucks and McDonald's! Who is this angry dude and what language is he speakin'?"

GR: "I'm GORDON F**KING RAMSAY! The greatest G**damn chef in THE MOTHERFU**KING WORLD! *Motions to camera man* What in bloody hell is going on?"

Producer: "OK, now, don't freak out, but, this is actually a new reality special we're shooting exclusively for FOX. Britney, this is your intervention, and Gordon --

GR: "THAT'S CHEF F**KING RAMSAY TO YOU!"

Producer: ".... Sorry, Chef F**king Ramsay, you are here to get her life back on track. You know -- get her off drugs, be a responsible parent, maybe even get her singing career up and running again."

BS: "Wait, so this my INTERMISSION? Does that mean I can go to the bathroom now? Because I am DYIN' to pee, y'all."

GR: "Jesus f**king Christ, are you kidding me? I am a bloody chef, not a f**king life coach. But, I guess if anyone can help this girl, it's Chef f**king Ramsay, the greatest f**cking chef to ever walk the bloody earth. Now, Britney, the first thing you've got to do is..... WHERE THE F**K DID SHE F**KING GO?"

Producer: "I'm not sure..... I'll go find out."

GR: "YOU'RE F**KING RIGHT YOU'LL F**KING FIND OUT, YOU F**KING C**T! I DON'T HAVE ALL F**KING DAY! I'VE GOT F**KING PORTOBELLO RISOTTO TO MAKE!"

Alli Sims: "Sorry, everyone. It looks like Britney's done for the day. She's already on her way to the doctor for some lip injections. It's been real!"

GR: "BOLLOCKS! I could have helped that sad f**king cow! It's not f**king over, Britney!"

END SCENE
xoxo,
Lex

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Have You Been Nice This Year? Yeeeesh...

I have a love/hate relationship with margaritas (leaning toward "love"). While shopping last weekend, I spotted this margarita accoutrement...it was like an Oasis in the desert. I'm writing my letter to S. Claus and hopefully I'll wake up to frozen delights on Christmas morn.

Here is a link to this wonder: here.

xoxo,
Lauren

P.S. If anyone wants to beat Santa to the punch and buy this for me, go for it.

"It Would Probably Be Funner Than Here!"

This is basically awesome:



xoxo,
Lauren

All of You Put the "Ho" in Hogan

You know how they say that children of divorce often feel like their parents splitting up is somehow their fault? That's usually not true. Usually, parents split up because one of them has a trouser snake on the loose or someone caught jungle fever or something. There are a few cases, however, where the children are at fault, and I think they should be told about it.


To: Brooke and Nick Hogan
From: Sooperserial
RE: All Your Fault


Brooke & Nick,

It has come to our attention here at Sooperserial that you both contributed to your parents divorce in separate, yet equally harmful ways. Brooke - looking like a clown tranny in the face, having what appears to be the contents of your piggy bank on your teeth, and dressing like a 20 year old girl who was an ugly duckling as a child and now thinks she's super hot so she wears clothes that shows off her new & improved self. Sidenote: not so improved. And Nick - you didn't do much except PUT SOMEONE IN A PERMANENT COMA! Enough said. The combined stress of having to look at Brooke and having to fight Nick's legal battles has driven a wedge between your parents. They do not have the balls to tell you this themselves (b/c of the 'roids and the fact that your mother isn't actually a man - just kind of looks like one), so we figured we would do it for you. We have enclosed some photographic evidence of your offenses. Enjoy your time spending Thanksgiving with mom and Christmas with dad.

Love,
Sooperserial

ENCLOSURES:







xoxo,
Lauren
P.S. I'm in law school, but can I get sued for this? I hope not.

I recently applied for a loan.....

Unfortunately, I was denied.

funny pictures
moar funny pictures

xoxo,
Lex

I see pretty girls everywhere I go.

I'm sure most people have seen Johnny Knoxville's movie The Ringer by now. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but I think that those who see it as detrimental to people with disabilities should chill the eff out. The Kennedy family and the Special Olympics have endorsed the film because of its overall message of tolerance. That being said, I really want the band from the movie's dance scene, The Kids of Widney High, to come to Pittsburgh. They are a band of real special ed kids from LA and I think they're awesome.



xoxo,
Lex

Gimme, Gimme, Birth Control.


Great news, y'all! Britney Spears might be pregnant again! Her own personal Howard K. Stern, J.R. Rotem, allegedly confirmed that he IS the father, Maury. Time to celebrate: Cheetos and Fraps all around!

(Image Source: Gallery of the Absurd)

xoxo,
Lex


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

BFF - Bamboozle. Friends. Funny.

I really liked that ref that Lex posted about. Even if he called that against the Steelers one day, I probably couldn't really be that mad.

I was thinking the other day about how much I like games and how awesome the game "Bamboozle" is. Bamboozle is a fictional game show from Friends. Joey was the potential host and practiced hosting while Chandler and Ross pretended to be contestants. I just watch this clip and wish with all my heart it was freaking real. "Tell it to the time turtle!"

To our German readers: DO NOT WORRY!!! This clip has super sexy subtitles just for you! Das boot!




P.S. I am a Friends trivia ho, ask me anything.

xoxo,
Lauren

Not a "69" joke (this time).

Even if you aren't a football fan, I guarantee you will LOL at the ref's awesomely sassy call.
(Source: Best Week Ever)



xoxo,
Lex

Baby, it's cold outside.



As Lauren noted yesterday, we will unfortunately not be able to see what Christmas looks like at Dunder Mifflin this year. How depressing. However, I think this looks almost as good. And I don't even like The Gap.

(Source: OfficeTally)

xoxo,
Lex

Watch out for Vigo, Trump.

I was going to post an awesome mash-up of the Britney Spears/Bobby Brown versions of "My Prerogative," but I came across something much, much better on YouTube: the music video for Bobby Brown's "On Our Own," the theme song for Ghostbusters II. Yes, it is slightly depressing to see that glimpse of a young and healthy Christopher Reeve, but the rest of the video definitely makes up for it.



Sidenote: Still waiting on that Ghostbusters III. Any day now, Bill Murray.

xoxo,
Lex

Monday, November 26, 2007

WGA Strike/Plastic Surgery

I really liked Lex's story about Pacey Witter; it inspired me to write an actual blog.

Lately I have been really SAD PANTS about the fact that the WGA is on strike. I completely agree with their position, and I am behind their strike, but it saddens me that I won't be able to see the annual awesome The Office Christmas episode until god knows when. Dang, y'all. I don't think we have readers yet, but if we do, and he/she does not understand the strike, then check out: http://www.unitedhollywood.com/. There's a video on there called "Why We Fight" that does an excellent job of explaining the whole situation.

I'm watching a show on Video Hits 1 about plastic surgery. This one lady went from looking like Quasimodo to looking like a drag queen. I'm not sure which of those things is better.
Some lady just said she had her toes shortened so that she could wear better shoes. I have a foot deformity and even I would not have my f'n toe shortened (to see said deformity: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe). The only kind of plastic surgery that's good is the kind that turns you into a dolphin or a black basketball playa, kno' (what I) me'?

xoxo,
Lauren

Pacey Witter's Seven Feet Tall!


Earlier today I found myself wondering about the sexy that is Joshua Jackson. Whatever happened to our beloved Charlie Conway/Pacey Witter? Thank the Lord for Wikipedia. (Seriously, I don't know how I graduated college without it.) Lauren said that he has been dating Helen from the movie Troy - a fact that was quickly confirmed by Wiki. This brought me to the page devoted exclusively to Pacey Witter, a fictional character. Its detail is both admirable and sad, containing such gems as:

- "Pacey is a romantic at heart, but he tends to jump straight into the sack when it comes to women."
-"He also breaks up with Andie because she cheated on him with another patient while in treatment for her mental illness."
And finally,
-"Pacey also comically enters a beauty pageant and performs a skit from Braveheart."

The latter is absolutely a fan favorite. Here is the YouTube link for your viewing pleasure. I was going to additionally post Joey Potter (aka brainwashed "Kate" Holmes)'s abysmal rendition of "On My Own" from the same episode, but I just don't have the strength.

I think my effort in this post just proved to be as sad as those who contributed to the Pacey Witter Wiki page, but, enjoy the video.

xoxo,
Lex

Welcome

Welcome to what is sure to be the second best blog, ever (Michael K. is #1 in our hearts). Look forward to awesome blogs. Leave love.

xoxo,
Lex and Lauren